Post by shanomacbry on Dec 8, 2009 10:09:39 GMT -5
THE Mac Bry: Hello ladies and men who look like ladies! I'm THE Mac Bry. You may know me from e-feds such as "Xtreme Alliance Wrestling", "Mid-west Championship Wrestling", and "Heartland Championship Badminton". I'm THE Chairman of the Bored, and you've unfortunately stumbled upon World Sports Entertainment, where dinosaurs roam the earth! You will obey! ... Whoops, what I meant to say is, you will have FUN! Yes indeedy, World Sports Entertainment is better than sex! It's better than drugs! It's better than rock and roll!
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TMB: Er, what I mean is, it's better than GOD! I know I'd probably offend alot of rock and roll fans if I said it was better than rock, eh?
TMB: ... Christians? What are these 'Christians' you speak of? And why would they be offended by me comparing myself to Rock and Roll?
TMB: WSE was created by myself when I decided I wanted to waste an abundance of the time that I could be spending on something much more productive. Like... uh, well... anything else. As WSE Chairman & Creator, I SOLEMNLY swear to put as much time as I possibly can into slapping together crappy shows that are about fifty pages too long... And I PROMISE to put as little time as humanly imagineable into producing quality shows. If you want quality, check out Brawlers on a Budget at www.bobwrestling.com [where I used to rp as the character 'Axl']. Not MUCH quality, mind you, but hey. Anything beats this shit. ... Well, except for a swift kick to the nads. That's pretty much a tie.
TMB: Remember, Humanoids, this is WSE! Where the big boys play with little boys!
[... And we've officially hit rock bottom.]
TMB: HOO-RAHHH!
- THE Mac Bry
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The following link leads to an archive of the older WSE / UnFed material, except for most of the shows, as they are kept here. The archive contains ;
- The Roleplay Archive of Former WSE Chairman, Jack Hoff.
- The original two Chinlocked and Loaded articles, which were columns I did covering pro wrestling... in a parody style, of course.
- WSE's interpromotional show with my old fed, WCWF, which was the fed I created that actually got me involved in e-fedding in the first place.
- World Sports Entertainment's short-lived 24/7 internet action stream... called WSE 24/7 (also contains the first EVER action from WSE, a few years back).
- The two shows a guy by the name of Dave Smalley did for WSE, who is another former handler for the BOB parody fed.
- The original WSE Roster, back when Jack Hoff was in control.
- And finally, the eight posts that were made in response to Dave Smalley's "EggStream" show thread, which I believe changed my mindset for the better. May be worth a check.
By the way, these are in my signature over there, and I'll include them here ;
MySpace - www.myspace.com/shanomacbry
Bebo - www.bebo.com/shanomacbry
Soon, I will be doing some work on the board, because I'm working on making 2010 a BIG year in World Sports Entetertainment... WSE's second year of existence. But for now, reflect on the past, with the old WSE forum...
jackhoff69.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general
I'll see you all...
... in the FUTURE~!!!1a
- Shane
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THIS JUST IN : Sources report, in response to Brawlers on a Budget's approaching brand draft, top competitor 'World Sports Entertainment' (Get the "WRESTLING" Out!) will ALSO be holding a brand draft... and will not be splitting the roster into two shows... but SEVEN! Chairman Hoff had this to say ;
"Indeed, a brand draft is a unique and novel approach in professional amateur fake-ass e-sports entertainment wrasslin' that SURELY hasn't been done to death in over fifty hundred different e-feds since Vinny Mack and the boys did it back in '02... Surely. Anyhell, we're putting an even BIGGER spin on the concept, in that, we're not going to do the exact same shit that nearly every single e-fed under the sun has done [i.e. - a brand draft] . We are... get this... we are going to split our one show, Nitro... into SEVEN different programs! That IS correct! We will be the first EVER company to have a program on EVERY single night of the week! Saturation at its finest, baby!"
The programs' titles, their distinctive hosting channels, as well as various descriptions and certain "general managers" have already been decided. Below are the details ;
- Title : Nitro ... GM : Jack Hoff ... Channel : Disney ... Description : Franchise program, ran by the original WSE Chairman, and first EVER WSE Heavyweight Champion... Jack Hoff. Provides the "entertainment" side of the 'WSE' coin...
- Title : Thunder ... GM : Eric "Vinny" E. Kennnedy Bischoff Russo-McHeyman ... Channel : Weather ... Description : Easy-EVEKBRMH's show, which he is using to compete with rival Jack Hoff for dominance of WSE. Tries to provide the "sport" side of the 'WSE' coin... but is a little "hit and miss". More miss than hit...
- Title : SmackRaw ... GM : Guest every week ... Channel : The Food Network ... Description : Will be hosted by a different, quasi-"famous" person each and every week, who will hold complete and total control of the roster, matches, and all other various whatnots. Should be a really big shoooe...
- Title : StupidStars ... GM : None ... Channel : Animal Planet ... Description : Takes the three rosters from Nitro, Thunder, and SmackRaw, and puts them together to make a crappy, third rate c-show that virtually nobody watches... which is pretty much like any other WSE show, except it's on Animal Planet, so naturally, even FEWER people will watch. So... fewer than none, would probably be like... negative one hundred? Sounds about right...
- Title : WSE Survivor ... Host : Tad "The Tool" Grisham ... Channel : FOX ... Description : Basically a combination of every single reality show you can think of... only with the WSE Stupid Stars replacing a bunch of vapid tools with no realistic personality. So... not much of a difference there...
- Title : Xtrmkor TV ... Commentators : "Good ol'" Boom Boom Quaker & The Narrator ... Channel : The Home Shopping Network ... Description : Hosts hour long battles throughout DisneyWorldLand to determine the weekly Thunder WeatherWeight Title Challenger. Will also be littered with in-program advertising for WSE products and merchandise... hence the show being on HSN.
- Title : The Main Event New World D-Evolution Mafia Order X presents We Win Everything ... GM : Jack Hoff ... Channel : [adult swim] ... Hosts the MENWDEMOX beating up on a buncha random jobbers.
And of course, the brand split will occur at the LOADED, Extraordinarily Awesome, Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious, Five-Hour Disney Debut of NITRO!!! Yes, FIVE, count 'em, FIVE hours, chock o' block full of excitement, adventure, action, and chocolatey goodness!
Each hour will be hosted from a different locale in Disney World Land, and will be hosted by a different guest gm, just like the upcoming "SmackRaw" program.
And, it will play host to the Brand Draft that shall determine which Stupid Stars compete on which show (Nitro, Thunder, or SmackRaw... all other shows being available to all members... except for 'W.W.E.', which pretty much is only open to MENWDEMOX, and the jobbers whose asses they will kick)
In addition, this Disney Debut of Nitro will feature ;
- Title matches to determine the champions for Nitro, Thunder, and SmackRaw~!!!
- The final non-WWE match of "Soon-To-Be WWE SuperStar" David "The Fame" Tyrell, when he teams with a billy goat, a muffin, and two big fat, cheese nosed, dummy heads, to take on the MENWDEMOX team of "BarelyGood" Hulko Gunn, Stung, Sucka T, Triple S and Wright Angle .... in the first EVER "Bored Games" match-up~!!!
- A 'Buried Alive' match between a tool and a mark~!!!
- And in the main, MOTHER f*ckIN' event... Current Nitro Heavyweight Champ, Ultimo MADDEN, takes on former WSE Champ, former Glass Ceiling Gang leader, current leader of the Main Event New World D-Evolution Mafia Order X, and current HollyWood CHAMPION... The HollyRock~!!!!!1a It'll be a ladder match, with the Nitro Title suspended high above the ring, and the first man to reach up and grab the belt before the other will walk away as the undisputed CHAMPEEN~!!!
- Plus ; HANNAH MONTANA IN CONCERT!!! MILEY CYRUS IN CONCERT!!! BILLY RAY CYRUS NOT IN CONCERT, THANK GOD!!! RAVEN SYMONE SINGS THE SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM!!! AND IN A SPECIAL FEATURE BONUS ATTRACTION, ZACK AND CODY TAKE ON THE DUDLEY BOYZ, THE HARDY BOYZ, THE NEW AGE OUTLAWZ, THE OUTSIDERZ, THE LEGION OF DOOM, DEMOLITION, THE BUSHWACKERZ, HARLEM HEAT, THE STEINER BROTHERZ, THE HART FOUNDATION, THE HART DYNASTY, LEGACY, CRYME TYME, BEER MONEY INC. , THE MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNNNZZZ, EDGE AND CHRISTIAN IN THE FIRST EVER 32 ON 2 HANDICAP TAG TEAM TABLE ELIMINATION STYLE PROFESSIONAL SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT WRESTLING MATCH-UP CONTEST BOUT RING-WAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE...
... OF DOOM!! ~~!!!!!1a2
All things considered, this one oughta be a damn sure barn burner folks!!! All of THE biggest stars in the game will be there to not only welcome Nitro to the Disney Channel, but to kick off the beginning of a whole new era in World Sports Entertainment~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Specifically, a "brand split" era, which, just like the MILLIONS of other feds that have tried... it probably won't turn out so hot. But hey, I'm SURE this time will be different... right?
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Oh, and don't forget! Coming soon to WSE ;
- The e-Sports Entertainment Triple Variety Power Hour Internet Radio Show!!!
- A Ning-based World Sports Entertainment Fan Community!
- Some sorta crappy Twitter type thing-a-ma-bob!
- A GeoCities site! What's more reliable than a webhost that's been around for ten years?! ... Maybe one that's still around NOW, but...
- Smelly Underwear Gnomes!
Twenty Ten : New Year, Same Old Shit!
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~ ROSTER ~
Chairman of the Bored - THE Mac Bry[/SIZE]
Interviewer - Mike Stand... Hype Monkey - Tad "The Tool" Griswold
Commentary - Reeve Gordon & Axl Van Halen... Announcer - Howard Fecal
WSE Home Arena of Much Importance - The Hell Hole : Nowhere, Oklahoma
WSE Nitro Theme of Much Importance - "Blow Me Away", Breaking Benjamin
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TITLES
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THE BELT - Current : VACANT
Past Champions - 1) Jack Hoff ; 2) Stung ; 3) HollyRock
WSE Xtrmkor 24/7 Title - Current : Redd W. Bloo
Past Champions - 1) Viruz ; 2) Nicky Mowse ; 3) "Drunk Ass" Austin Stevens ; 4) Axl ; 5) Nicky Mowse
6) Austin Stevens ; 7) Jack Hoff
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THE Mac's World Order : THE Mac Bry / Krystal Dawn / Kruzifix / Kidd X
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"The Samoan Movie Machine" HollyRock > From: Hollywood / Theme: "Hollywood", Madonna
Image: Black track pants with white pin stripes down the sides... a black crew cut... a black t-shirt with the name "HollyRock" emblazoned across the front in the style of the "Hollywood" sign.
Wrestling Style: All flash, no substance. Not a positive description, by any means, but still... / Finishing Moves: The Blockbuster [rock bottom] ... The Box Office Disaster [people's elbow]
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"The Rated G Stupid Star", Nicky Mowse > From: Disney World Land / Theme: "It's a Small World Land", The Goof Troop
Image: Has buck-teeth, and long, brown hair... Wears a hat which is black with mickey mouse-like ears... big, yellow gloves... red shorts with yellow buttons... plain, black t-shirt... big, floppy, yellow bowling shoes.
Wrestling Style: Fun for all ages / Finishing Move: The Mowse Trap [ddt into fall out faceplant]
About: Mowse is the spokesperson for the NickeloDisneyToon Network, which happens to host Nitro. He constantly tries to make the product more suitable for "the children".
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John Semen > From: The Mean Streets of Nancee Boi, Rhode Island / Theme: "Basik Ekonomix", John Semen / Image: A white dude with tons of "bling" and not a clue in sight
Wrestling Style: White. Whiter than Mr. E and Jippy Jam combined. And shittier than Brown Ranger to boot. / Finishing Moves: The f*ck You [FU] ... The Shut the f*ck Up [STFU]
About: He's Vanilla Ice... only whiter, and less talented. Plus, he says "poopie" alot. Yup... that's pretty much him in a nutshell.
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"The All-Around All-Star Athlete", Luscious Melancholy Nasdaq Oxford Porterhouse > From: The Field of Dreams / Theme: "Jam", Michael Jackson
Image: A tall and lean, athletic looking black man with dreadlocks... always seen wearing various sports outfits, as he fancies himself a HUUUGE sports star, with the catchphrase, "Just DO IT!!!"
Wrestling Style: Damned good, just like every other sport he gets his hands into. / Finishing Move: Nike Air [shooting star press]
About: LMNOP has always been an athletically gifted young man... except for the fact that he isn't. In reality, LMNOP has really always been in a video game nut, obsessed with becoming as great as the sports icons he plays as on his X-Station Wii60. But, he has been lucky enough to grow pretty tall, stay pretty lean, and LOOK athletic... albeit having the skill, ability, and talent of Eric Cartman. WSE has found ITs 'MVP'...
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Viruz > From: Silicon Valley / Theme: "Twisted Transistor", Korn
Image: Lime green mask mirrored after that of "The Great Hayabusa"... long, black ponytail... shiny, lime green, knee-length shorts with one black 'V' stitched into the outside of both legs. Black boots with lime green 'v's painted on the outer sides.
Wrestling Style: Technically-sound Techie... Cruiserweight quickness / Finishing Moves: The Fatal Error [vertebreaker] ... Viruz Skan [dragon sleeper]
About: One of the three men Jack Hoff personally "took out" in his quest to retain the WSE Title, Vi returned to the WSE ring to continue dishing out laptop shots, and to some day claim the WSE title.
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Kruzifix > From: Hell, Arkansas / Theme: "The Dope Show", Marilyn Manson
Image: Long, flowing, crimson red hair... black face mask cut off above nose... black leather, fingerless, biker gloves... fingernails painted black... black, legless spandex with an upside down, silver crucifix printed across the crotch... Black boots with crismon laces... always wears a silver necklace with an upside down crucifix pendant.
Wrestling Style: Darkness... brooding... and a buncha brawling / Finishing Move: The Krown of Thorns [tombstone]
About: Kruzifix is a broodly brooding brooder, who broods... broodishly. And he's EVIL~!!!1 Because he lives in a graveyard... or something. ... Fear him and his darkly dark emoetry!!! RARRR!!! ...
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Redd W. Bloo > From: The Land of Milk and Honey / Theme: "Born in the USA", Bruce Springsteen
Image: A buff dude with muscled biceps, in a red, white, and blue mask and attire.
Wrestling Style: American as Apple Pie! In other words... Power Based Brawler / Finishing Move: Old Glory [clothesline from hell]
About: Redd is basically a mixture of Hulk Hogan, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage. He's the ultimate American patriot. Or atleast, in the eyes of a redneck wrasslin' fan!
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SuperGuyManDudePerson > From: Citytropolis / Theme: "Kryptonite", 3 Doors Down
Image: Buff, muscular, and adorned by a purple and yellow "SuperMan"-esque costume, accented by a long yellow cape.
Wrestling Style: SUPER Power! ... Well, it sounded funny in my head... / Finishing Moves: Kryptonite Krunch ... SuperGuyManDudePersonBomb [jacknife powerbomb]
About: By day, Clark Wayne works as a grocery boy for a dollar store in Citytropolis. By night, SuperGuyManDudePerson wrestles in cheap tights and a crappy cape. ... Which alter ego is "better", I have no idea...
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Goo the Adventurer > From: Hyperbolithica / Theme: "Hero", Nickelback
Image: Has medium length, brown hair, cut at the neck... Wears a light blue head band... dark blue, sleeveless tunic, with long sleeved, white shirt underneath... brown belt with silver buckle... white tights... brown, leather boots.
Wrestling Style: Heroic Underdog. Which means he gets beat up a bunch, then comes back and wins with one move. / Finishing Move: The Tri-Force Splash [360]
About: A great disturbance presented itself within the land of Hyperbolithica many years ago, in the form of an evil wizard known only as 'Disgruntledorf'. The evil wizard overthrew the king, and took the throne for himself. Disgrunteldorf turned everyone into his minions, except for an 18 year old kid by the name of Goo, who was lucky enough to escape. Goo now finds himself in WSE, looking for the one thing that could possibly free his friends and family from the spell which has been cast upon them... as well as the one thing that would give him the strength to overcome Disgruntledorf... a magical, mystical treasure known only as "The Belt".
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The Brown Ranger > From: Ocean Valley Harbor Ridge Beach Bay City / Theme: "Go Go Ranger!", SlipSystemKnot of a DeathDown CabCutie
Image: A dude in a shit brown power ranger outfit. Plus, his weapon of choice is the 'Go Go Action Plunger'. Which protects him from... toilet clogs...
Wrestling Style: Shitty. ... HA! / Finishing Move: A crappy dropkick or something. Trust me, he doesn't know enough moves to HAVE a finisher...
About: Tommy Jason Billy grew up in Ocean Valley Harbor Ridge Beach Bay City, a city under attack by giant monsters, known as the Meninsuits. TJB knew it was up to him, and his trusty Big Bad Walking Robo Turd, to take them out, in 30 minute weekly episodes. But, when his show was cancelled, he took his trusty Robo Turd, and headed to the only place crappier than he himself... World Sports Entertainment!
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Major Mario > From: The Mushroom Kingdom Marines / Theme: "Do the Mario", Captain Lou Albano, feat. Souljah Boy
Image: Wears black, shredded suspenders, with red and blue tye dyed shirt and hat... Has a red 'M' within a white circle printed across the front of his cap... Wears dirty brown boots, and stained white gloves.
Wrestling Style: Sprite Based, and full of power-ups / Finishing Move: The Warp Pipe-Plex [german suplexes opponent, holds on, rolls through, and german suplexes them once more with a release]
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Zorlax Firling > From: Downtown Astrolomega, the Urban Empire of Planet Q-Bert / Theme: "Intergalactic", Beastie Boys
Image: An orange head shaped like an upside down egg... orange body... large, pure black eyes... a clear, glowing red dome atop his head, used to transmit exterior readings into brain waves. Four, long, bony orange fingers on all four hands [yes, four. one on each arm, two arms on both side of body]. Oh, and he is always seen in torn jeans and t-shirts sporting the logos of the most current Astrolomegan Grunjal Rock Bands. Did we mention he's one of Astrolomega's many Tankoria Boarders?
Wrestling Style: Out of this World! ... Yeah, I know, lame... / Finishing Move: Deep Space Grind [leaps onto board, soars through air, before hopping, board held over his knees and hitting a variation of the codebreaker]
About: Zorlax hails from a galaxy far, far away in the outer reaches of some other universe. But the planet he calls home is much like our Earth. Many different locations spread across the world... but his particular locale bears a striking resemblence to that of the United States of America. Loathed by the rest of his world, and the very city he lives in being very much like a New York or Los Angeles... only, in Astrolomega, EVERYONE's an alien! ... Except to eachother. Because then they're local. ... Nevermind.
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"Quadruple J", Jippy Jam the Japanese Jughead > From: Sushi City, Japan / Theme: "Turning Japanese", The Vapors
Image: Spiky blonde hair... orange karate gi... eyes surgically stretched to 4 times their normal size.
Wrestling Style: High-flyin', Kung-Fu Fightin' / Finishing Move: Move of Much Danger and Power of the Fight Move [needless kung-fu posing, followed by "breaking" an air guitar over opponent's head]
About: Born Jack Franklin in the small suburb of Tootie Frootie, Idaho, Jippy fled to Japan to escape the oppresion of his parents who didn't allow him to watch [adult swim]'s Anime block, due to them being strict Christians who didn't believe in such things. Jippy changed his name, and underwent surgery to have his eyes match the same overly exaggerated size of his favorite Japanese toons. But, not knowing a lick of the national language, believing that all Japanese people spoke English [Japanese cartoons are dubbed? You don't say!] Jippy was STILL an outcast. So, he moved back to America to find a place he could fit in. He found WSE.
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Mr. E > From: Beaner, Mexico / Theme: "Low Rider", War
Image: A fat, pale, white skinned "Mexican", who appears more to be a... well, a fat, pale skinned WHITE guy. He wears a pair of underwear with holes cut out as a mask. He also wears a pair of Spongebob pajamas and a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" t-shirt, along with a fuzzy pair of bunny slippers.
Wrestling Style: Mucha Lucha. / Finishing Move: The Taco Del Grande [slams opponent on ground, bends over their face, and farts]
About: He IS Mexican. He's just really... REALLY light complected. He prides himself in being the greatest luchadore in WSE. Being the ONLY luchadore in WSE doesn't hurt that fact...
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Jack Bull > From: Deependaharda, Texas / Theme: "Rap is Crap", West Texas Rednecks / Image: Tight "Strangler's" jeans... a flannel vest... belt with ridiculously oversized buckle... duct taped wrists... no shoes... a shaggy mullet, and a gruff beard. / Favorite Drink: Ice Cold Beer. The Official Fuel of Drunken, Patriotic, Wife Beaters!
Wrestling Style: White Trash Roughneck / Finishing Move: The Git 'R Did [spits chew in opponent's face, kicks them in the nuts, and then drops them with the spike ddt.
About: Lived most of his life in a trailer park, watching "wrasslin" ravenously each and every week. When he found out there was a wrestling company that required no talent whatsoever, he was immediately on board! But when TNA turned him down, he decided to make do with WSE...
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"The Ultimate Fighting Chickenshit", Gruel Renshaw > From: The Octagon / Theme: "Mama's Gonna Knock Me Out", JJ Mynuz
Image: Gruel has a long, gruff, dirty, unkempt, unwashed, grizzly beard... bald head... no shirt... long, dark grey shorts... taped hands and feet... tatoos of all sorts of mean, nasty things all over his body... and no teeth.
Wrestling Style: Ultimate Fighting Chickenshit. Think Tank Abbot... only if he had been hit by a mac truck and forgot how to fight entirely. / Finishing Move: Gettin' Knocked the f*ck Out!
About: He's mean. He's nasty. He's BAD! And he's the ULTIMATE Chickenshit! A former MMA Champion... in Ethiopia... Renshaw made a trek to America for the greener pastures of UFC. Found out he sucked when compared to guys that can actually, you know... FIGHT. So, one call to Mr. Hoff later, "The Ultimate Fighting Chickenshit" is in World Sports Entertainment, and ready to get KO'd the F'O!!! Don't call it a comeback...
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This Here's A Show :
These are the days that try men's lives...
... and which change porks feet into elephant ears.
- Benjamin T. Mason-Morgan
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[The scene opens to TwoDaysAfterNextThursday Land, the futuristic fun factory of Disney World Land, a section of the park that gives a glimpse into what magical, mystical marvels are to come...]
[We find a man dressed in a lab coat, wearing a name tag that reads "Hi. My Name is : BOB." The man leads a group of tourists past a few scientific fascinations of tomorrow...]
Bob: This here's a a voice transmitter talk-a-box!
Tourist: ... That's a telephone.
Bob: Voice transmitter! It has the power tah send yer word sentences THROUGH the air, miles away, and intah the ear holes of some person all the ways in Jamaica!!! Or Rhode Island, whichever.
Tourist: Looks like a telephone to me.
Bob: And this here's a mobile talk-a-latin' operatin' handheld vocalizer!
Tourist: ... It's a damn cell phone!!!
Bob: Hey! I'm the by gum walkin' tourist leader 'round here!
Tourist: You mean "tour guide"?
Bob: YOU TALKIN' SMART TAH ME, BOY?!
Tourist: I'm a woman!
Bob: Well how the hell am I supposed tah know that? It just says "Tourist: " next tah yer mouth words... REGARDLESS, this next gall danged invention contraption of the future is called a "food eatin' picker upper handle holdin' pointy ended thing-a-ma-jigger-bob"!
Tourist: IT'S A f*ckING FORK, YOU REDNECK RETARD!
Bob: Either way, it goes great with this next wonder of the modern world ; the crusted fruit encapsulatin' food dessert yummy yummy in the tummy lip smackin taste-a-licous flavor circle!
Tourist: ... Apple pie?
Bob: Don't mind if I do!
[Bob grabs the fork, the plate of pie, and heads off, stage right, chowing down on the apple-flavored treat. The group of tourists are left scratching their heads and pondering...]
Tourist: ... The hell do we do now?
Tourist 2: I don't know about you, but I'm grabbin' everything I can and selling it on eBay!
Tourist 3: By the looks of it, I'd say they got most of this junk FROM eBay...
Tourist 4: Who wants a Michael Jackson anal thermometer?!
Everybody: ...
Tourist 2: Ooo, GIMME! I'm gonna be a MILLIONAIRE!!!
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Hosted at the Hell Hole...
Disney World Land, CaliFlorida
August 16th, 2009
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Hosted at the Hell Hole...
Disney World Land, CaliFlorida
August 16th, 2009
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[The camera opens to a kitchen, where former WSE commentator, Good ol' Boom Boom Quaker, aka BBQ, is standing behind a counter, holding a bottle of barbecue sauce... Black cowboy hat resting proudly upon his head.]
BBQ: Hello there folks, this here's yer good ol' pal, Good ol' Boom Boom Quaker, an' yer watchin' The Weather Channel! You must REALLY suck! Yall know I likes me some good ol fashioned bar-bee-cue, an' I was able to pick up this here brand new bottle ah bbq saush from the local market. It's made ah gen-yoo-wine ally-gator spit, an' a hunderd percent all natural bat dung! Yall just mosey on down tah yer Wal-Mart superstore an' ya pick yerself up a bottle ah Mac Bry Industries Spit and Shit BBQ Saush! It's deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grossest thing yall will ever eat, mmm-hmmm! Git r' dunn.
[BBQ looks at the bottle of BBQ sauce... before opening it, and chugging it like beer. ... He then slams the bottle down, and wipes his mouth clean of bat feces.]
BBQ: *belch* Ahh... good shit. Literally.
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